Westboro Baptist Church F**K Off Already


I really wanted to write something light hearted. Maybe a little comedy of errors. A lovely little tale of some foolish thing I have done in my life. Trust me, I really did. The problem is I ran across an article that made my insides turn into molten lava. I need to give a little warning. There is going to be lots of inappropriate language ahead (this is a lie. I happen to think in this case much of it is exactly appropriate). If you are sensitive turn away now while you have a chance.

The ever so slimy Westboro Baptist Church is at it again. Their esteemed leader (we shall call him by the name “dickhead” henceforth) has decided in his infinite wisdom (when I say wisdom this is sarcasm because I am certain dickhead is as smart as a fence post. Apologies to fence posts) to stage another one of his media whoring protests at the funeral of Christina Green. Christina is the 9 year old girl who was shot and killed this last weekend at Gabrielle Gifford’s rally.

Christina’s crime, who the fuck cares. These people are a disgrace and an embarrassment. They pretend to be Christians but really they are just a pack of self-serving hyenas feeding on their own bloated self worth (apologies to hyenas). My days of fighting are long behind me but the urge to start punching skulls runs deep on this one. Of course, this would just give them what they want. Truly this is another one of those times I wish I was rich.

If cash wasn’t a problem I promise I would hire the best detectives money could buy and I would open up their lives to the public. I would send the stalkerazzi to follow them around town. I mean really who are these people? How do they afford all these trips around the country? It feels like a hate vacation club. Like they are picking out places they would like to visit and then plotting a protest. They make my head hurt and they should really fuck off already.

My heart goes out to Christina Green’s family (and all the families of this tragedy). All they want to do is say goodbye to their beloved family member and the damn thing is turning into a circus. Now it looks like there are going to be people showing up to block the dickhead’s church from the funeral. The whole thing is sad and ridiculous. I hope when this whole thing is over the community around Westboro Baptist Church (somewhere in Kansas) start staking out the front of the den of inequity with protest signs. I know I would if I could. My sign would read, “Jesus would forgive me for punching you in the skull!”

About csdaley

C.S. Daley was born in California but has spent most of his life in his imagination. His first short story written in third grade, the now classic "Close Encounters of the Turd Kind," was sold to his next door neighbor for a quarter. The neighbor promptly demanded a refund. An unhealthy obsession with the writings of Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, and Terry Pratchett have left his mind warped and broken. He spends most of his evening swilling down coffee while tapping at a keyboard under the watchful eyes of his kittens. They are there to make sure he doesn't snap. He likes to write fantasy for adults and teens.

2 Responses to “Westboro Baptist Church F**K Off Already”

  1. >John Scalzi's blog (http://whatever.scalzi.com) had a link to this great article on the above dickheads. I link it here to further prove how much they are worthy of our scorn.http://kanewj.com/wbc/

  2. >Huh. That blog about them being a money-making scam is new to me. I wonder if it's true.Either way, he lacks humanity and is a dickhead, but this adds an interesting twist to things. People are sick.-Jen/prismkitty

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