Tag Archives: apocalypse

Figuring It Out

I have spent a lot of time over the last few months trying to figure out which direction I want to head in my future. The truth is I have been a little depressed. I have had a hard time shaking it. I have not been blogging or writing very much. I know enough about […]

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Frakking Xbox 360

Sometimes I want to shoot technology in the head (types the man who is writing a blog on his iPad with his bluetooth keyboard). I swear to you my house is ground zero for the coming machine apocalypse. They know I know and are slowly trying to drive me insane. How else can you explain […]

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Me for Govenor

What does 140 million dollars buy you these days? Apparently, not the governor’s job in California. Meg Whitman is spending money like she can single handedly solve California’s budget crisis with campaign advertisements and yet somehow finds herself behind in the polls to Jerry Brown. I have no idea what I am going to do […]

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Geeking Out With My Towel

> I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed – Marvin the Paranoid Android. This really sums up my week. It seems like nothing is going right and yet I know it is so much worse for others. Sometimes I get mad at myself for falling into the trap of depression. Marvin really […]

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When Machines Attack!

Alright this shit is getting serious. The machine apocalypse is going full gear now. I make one little mistake of warning the world of their imminent doom at the hands of the machines and now all the machines around me are going all Charlie Manson. They have stepped up their open warfare on me. Trying […]

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Technology Intervention

I think I may need a technology addiction intervention. Some sort of support group to help my habit. At one point today I had my iPad off to the side on a table, my laptop opened, and my Xbox 360 running. The only thing missing from the picture was some little robot carting my ice […]

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The Horsemen Are Coming

I wonder if Nostradamus was a manic depressive. How bad did he feel walking around everyday spouting his prophecies of the world’s impending doom with no one actually paying attention. It must have been enough to drive him completely nuts (now I hear you scoffing but my boy Nostro had the goods. He wasn’t crazy, […]

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Alien Ash Cloud!

Stephen Hawking is a smart man. I am certain he has forgotten more than half of what my brain has ever learned. He probably knows information that would make my brain seize up and explode. Despite all that knowledge Mr. Hawking thinks there are probably intergalactic space aliens out there and we should be afraid […]

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