Tag Archives: Technology

Frakking Xbox 360

Sometimes I want to shoot technology in the head (types the man who is writing a blog on his iPad with his bluetooth keyboard). I swear to you my house is ground zero for the coming machine apocalypse. They know I know and are slowly trying to drive me insane. How else can you explain […]

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Early Adopters

Had an interesting tiny conversation with someone on Twitter the other day (I say tiny like it could be anything but tiny. It is Twitter after all). What sparked my interest was someone poking fun at early adopters of the iPad now that a new iPad is on the horizon. It really got me thinking […]

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Lord Jobs Gets Slap Happy!

Okay, I admit that I enjoy poking Apple with a stick. I find it ironic because I own a WHOLE bunch of Apple products. I like to think I do it because I care. I have been a fan of Apple for a very long time. Well, before their current success. I was buying Apple […]

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Geek Card

The iPhone 4 came out today and not surprisingly the rotation of the world tilted slightly north under the weight of all the Apple geeks lining up outside stores. You know what I don’t get? Lining up outside of stores. I love technology and despite my recent blasts on Apple, I love Apple gadgets. I […]

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Lord Jobs Is Cooler Than You

About every six months Apple is required to let Lord Jobs prance about on the stage and tell us he is cooler than us (by required I mean if they don’t he begins smiting his board of trustees until they give in). They disguise this “I am cooler than you and I am going to […]

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Geeking Out With My Towel

> I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed – Marvin the Paranoid Android. This really sums up my week. It seems like nothing is going right and yet I know it is so much worse for others. Sometimes I get mad at myself for falling into the trap of depression. Marvin really […]

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Technology Intervention

I think I may need a technology addiction intervention. Some sort of support group to help my habit. At one point today I had my iPad off to the side on a table, my laptop opened, and my Xbox 360 running. The only thing missing from the picture was some little robot carting my ice […]

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Apple + Crazy = Microsoft 2.0

Do you remember when Microsoft was cool? I am sorry if any of you were drinking liquids at the time you read that sentence. I will not pay for any damage done to your computer. Reading this blog can be a dangerous proposition. It doesn’t change the fact when Windows first came out Microsoft was […]

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I Am Not A Crook

> I am an honest person. If I see someone drop some money on the ground I return it. If the grocery store forgets to ring something up I point it out. I am sometimes brutally honest when people ask me questions (I try to make sure I let people know that before I answer). […]

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Embrace the Inner Geek

I fought it for a long time growing up, my inner geek that is. I spent much of my early years of childhood (up until about age 11) trying to fit in. Be like every other kid in my school. I was athletic and it allowed me to hide amongst the so called popular kids. […]

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