Tag Archives: World News

Lions vs. Lunch

I like to think of myself as a good man. I try to live a life of measured insanity (since my brain long ago convinced me sanity was never going to work for me). I try not to have too many mean thoughts and often feel guilty when my brain goes into mean overload and […]

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Kiana Firouz Needs Our Help

I have very romantic images of myself. I am very heroic in these images. I always stop and help the woman getting mugged. I never look the other way when someone is in need. I am Robin Hood and King Arthur and Frodo all wrapped up in one. I keep that image in my head […]

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The Horsemen Are Coming

I wonder if Nostradamus was a manic depressive. How bad did he feel walking around everyday spouting his prophecies of the world’s impending doom with no one actually paying attention. It must have been enough to drive him completely nuts (now I hear you scoffing but my boy Nostro had the goods. He wasn’t crazy, […]

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Alien Ash Cloud!

Stephen Hawking is a smart man. I am certain he has forgotten more than half of what my brain has ever learned. He probably knows information that would make my brain seize up and explode. Despite all that knowledge Mr. Hawking thinks there are probably intergalactic space aliens out there and we should be afraid […]

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